SKYSAVER RESCUE DEVICE
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Being burned alive in a fire is one of the most common fears. But if you’re phyrophobic, there’s a new backpack designed to help you escape your burning home: the Skysaver.
The Skysaver is the ultimate personal rescue device. You wear it like a backpack, and when you need to escape, you simply attach the fire-resistant cable to a secure anchor point, and the SkySaver will automatically lower you to safely. Gone are the days are jumping out of your window onto a giant trampoline. The device can lower you to safety from up to 260 feet high if you weigh between 66 and 300 pounds. Also, it might come in handy if you’re James Bond or Ethan Hunt. The SkySaver is available now for $749. [Via | Purchase]